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读点笑话学英语:保全面子
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vacationing in hawaii, my husband and i went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - when presented with the check, my husband reached into his pocket for his wallet, but somehow lost his balance and fell over. as the pe
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为什么不拿回来
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One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter,? 有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信, the son took the letter , 儿子已经拿着信跑了 the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelo
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谢谢你没往浴缸里看
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unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up.? 不速之客就在路上,我妈妈,一个完美的家庭主妇,正忙里忙外地整理。 she put my father and brother to work cleani
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逗人开心的英语笑话:世界上最伟
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At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. 在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中,排名第三的击剑手上场了。 A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half.? 一只苍蝇放
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没把头发全剪掉啊
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Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut.? 麦尔斯有时在上班时间去理发馆理发, But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. 但这是违反办公室规定
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我是来给你安装电话的
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a young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.? 一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意,就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天,他坐在办公室里,看到
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经典又耐人寻味的冷笑话:那个坑
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Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.?维尔和比尔在争吵,谁的爸爸是更强壮的一个。 Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ?? 维尔说:“你知道太平洋吗? My father's the one who dug the h
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我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的
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? Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning,? 小强尼说:“妈妈,今天早上和爸爸在公车上时, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." 他叫我让座给一位女士。” "You've done the right thing,"
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偷走啤酒的猴子
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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey. 一男子去酒吧,点了一杯啤
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有趣的英语笑话:时间对我们俩来
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As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,? 当出租车在遇到红灯急刹车时, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" 我问司机:“你同意‘时间就是金钱’这种说法吗?” "Well, it's a very co