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英语笑话:有你和我是候选人
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The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon.? So, i
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英语冷笑话:对不起,本店不找零
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A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." 我和一个朋友在快餐店排队订餐,那里很醒目地写着,不接受超过
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幽默英语笑话:为什么是S
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There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.? 曾经有只蜗牛,它对自己动作慢的名声感到了厌恶和疲倦。 Hedecided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.? 他决心去弄些跑得飞快
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英语笑话:耳朵还在我衣兜里
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Ivan came home with a bloody nose? 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。 and his mother asked, "What happened?" ***妈问,“发生了什么事?” "A kid bit me," replied Ivan.“ 一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。 "Would you recognize hi
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读点笑话学英语:先生,是去天体
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Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board. How would our driver handle the situation, we wondered. Stra
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华裔小哥随意讲个段子,就获了英
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Funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival named 华裔小哥荣获爱丁堡国际艺穗节笑话奖 A joke about the new pound coin has been named the funniest of the?Edinburgh Festival Fringe. 一句关于新英镑硬币的笑话当选2017爱丁堡
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英语笑话:把脚放进去
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? The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle , 个女学生坐在座位上,脚却伸到课桌间的走道里 and was busily chewing gum, 嘴里起劲地嚼着口香糖, when the teacher espied her.? 被老师发现了
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英语小笑话:好消息和坏消息
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Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.“有好消息,也有坏消息,”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。 "I could sure use some good news," sighed the client.? “我总能听到一些好消
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有内涵的笑话
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What are the most profound jokes ever? 有哪些笑话很有内涵? ? 获得10.8k好评的答案@Vinaya Patil A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to
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你听过哪些有趣的物理笑话?
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What Are Some Funny Physics Jokes? 有哪些搞笑的的物理学笑话? ? 获得198好评的回答@Matt Sutton My favorite is: Why did the physicist's pocket vibrate ? Because he left his phonon . 我最爱的一个笑话是:为什么物理学家的